we talk a lot abt cate blanchett wearing suits (understandably so), but does anyone remember the time anne hathaway were a suit to the oscars? because damn
i mean???
“what’s up everybody i’m pandora and welcome to my unboxing video”
canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
Canon: and so they never met
Fanfic: here’s a funny story
Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.
Fanfic: Actually,
Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.
Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms
Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!
Canon: … and they were roommates.
Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…
Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.
Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened
*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck